Opinion
By Elliott Hammer
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February 9, 2011
"Dexter" is an amazing show. It's engaging, interesting, well shot, and Michael C. Hall is perfect as the title character, Dexter Morgan.
There is, however, one flaw that has irritated me endlessly throughout the series: Debra Morgan doesn't know how to curse and it is the worst thing that ever happened, ever.
Her character thinks that she can string together any of George Carlin's seven dirty words and use them in any situation, regardless of what grammatical function they are fulfilling!
In the wise words of Walter Sobchak, "this is not 'Nam, there are rules." If you make a grammatical error, you might sound slightly uneducated.
But, if don't curse correctly, you sound like a goddamn idiot!
As much as I want to, I can't give any examples of Deb's cursing here, but if you watch the show you should know what I mean.
Beyond her ineptitude in the field of cursing, Deb might be the most selfish character in the show, even more so than Dexter.
When confronted with any situation, Deb twists it until it becomes about her.