The Freshman Survival Guide

How to gain the freshman 15 and other unimportant things:

You know freshmen have arrived when...

• Cars are going at a snail's pace. Where the hell is X-lot?

• Moms are in Lilly-patterned capris carrying heavy boxes

• Dads are in their casual polos tucked into their critter shorts

• New Vera Bradley patterns have surfaced

• There are lanyards... EVERYWHERE

• Parents are seen taking photos with their child with the lake in the background. So picturesque.

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A UofR Vocabulary Lesson

B is for BoMo

Black out make out

L is for Lodges

Look up the lyrics to Lady Gaga's "Just Dance"

S is for Sexile

Remember that time your roommate kicked you out after Vegas night to...uh...talk about classes?

Q is for Quidditch

Yeah, it's a sport here.

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LATE NIGHT NOMS

On-Campus Options

D-Hall

The Pier

The Cellar

Dean's Den

ETC

Off-Campus Delivery Options

Pizza

Chanello's (804)358-3800

Papa John's (804)741-7000

Domino's (804)288-0303

Sandwiches

Jimmy John's (804)282-5222

Questionable, yet tasty gas stations

Sheetz (go left on Broad Street)

Wawa (go farther than Sheetz)

Microwavable Options

Ramen

Easy Mac, trust me, stock up

Pizza rolls, even better in the oven

Contact staff writer Alice Chaosurawong at alice.chaosurawong@richmond.edu