(651): his opening line was did you fart because you just blew me away ...ooh how did I
end up here
(206): Ready to jump out of a giant heart shaped box completely naked. Too kinky for
you? Didn't think so.
(908): the bar i showed up to is having a rock paper scissor tournament tonight, definetly just entered
(818): I cant wiat ok im going to continue boozin. U know there are no open container laws in louisiana? Heaven. byeee
(617): did she tell you i let her shave my cheeks last night?...i should've listened to you
(610): The money coat is about to get me some hot ass, haha
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