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(215): I suggest you read it in private so no one will have to bear witness to a grown mans tears of shame.

(908): i think i was like the pretzelman at ring dance, i just walked around with a bag of pretzels that i kept offering to everyone i saw, even the cops telling them they needed fuel cuz they had a long night

(678): youre the cutest thing ive seen all night and I just got done teaching baby ducks how to swim

(761): Oooh he's lookin disheveled, violently confused and sex-god like as per usual.

(212): you are the worst human alive.

(865): Bet he looked all kinds of hot with the beer goggs on

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