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(215): ive been thinking a lot about it, and I thinnk aliens would be able to photosynthesize for food.

(731): crazy bob is HERE. he is touching the fridge

(908): just orderedd jimmy johns delivery to city limit and they brought it

(703): And really, are you going to take hook up advice from someone who got convinced by a taxi driver slash private investigator to bomo with a

robot?

(221): He told me I was the Sammie to his Ronnie on what planet would a hook up not ensue

(414): DID YOU PASS OUT THROUGH THE SMOKE DETECTOR ALARMS?

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