Text hall of shame

(732): Im drinking in the back of a moving uhaul. There's a couch and a keg.

(403): What???

(732): Yes. I just did a keg stand on it 13 seconds

(860): no he left early, after I tried to make him shotgun a beer as his breakfast.

(217): Listen. I'm interesting to the point that its a problem.

(202): He just friended me on facebook, guess he wasn't blacked out during our romp in your bed last weekend

(339): Who was that blond dude in our apartment this morning?

(203): It belongs to me. Jealous much?

(212): I'm leaning towards not asking him to the soc bc he has a 'how low can you go' dance move and I really don't want to slap him but I know myself.

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