Text Hall of Shame

(835): oooh. sorry can't go now, he just started playing Marky Mark for me. Theres no way this night wont end well.

(973): Ughh still at the libs. Is it bad that I'm considering pimping myself out to any smart dude whose willing to do my hw while I drink and play Farmville?

(513): Even that pretty of a face can't make up for that hyena laugh

(856): well you got on the table and challenged anyone to do more pull ups than you on the curtain rod

(212): have you hooked up with anyone in our wellness class? I have.

(908): did you see that picture on facebook?

(508): she looks like a rotten chinchilla

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