Text hall of shame

(202): You hos comingg don't leave me with power couple 2009

(651): How many times have you hung out with him? aka he comes and picks you up from wherever you're stranded and then confesses his love to you and you act like u are too drunk to hear him.

(443): two dudes made out in ur apartment last night. your gay now.

(361): AHAHAHH you poor girl i hope you dress over-slutty to make up for the dignity lost

(945): Lets kill some beers, brah

(615): Only if you bring a straw so I can drink them laying down

(945): Reflect on yo liiife.

(380): my court-ordered alcohol counselor would not approve of me associating with you.

(339): I hate theme parties. Why can't the theme just be blackout?

(413): That's always the theme of my nights

(336): Invite hot dudes we can club and haul back to our caves

(905): Yeah they're like throwing their phone numbers at me, skeezas

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