Let's talk about sex, baby: Social rejection

Dear Sally,

I have a social coming up and cannot bring myself to invite anyone. The thought of rejection makes me want to vomit every meal I've ever eaten. Is there any way to get around this or should I just cloister my sorry self?

- Convent-Convert

Dear Convert,

You're not going to like what I have to say, but here goes: Get over it. The worst thing you can do is agonize and psych yourself out so that a simple social invitation becomes tantamount to a marriage proposal. These days, inviting a dude to a social does not automatically equal potential love interest. Don't stress that it will be awkward or scare him away. If you want to have an unforgettable time (in the non-blacked-out way), invite a dude who you know will be fun, not frumpy. Remember, you're doing him a favor, and any guy should be pleased and pumped that he gets to spend all night partying with you.

Love,

Sally

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