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Nov 11, 2009, 11:30 pm ET
What do these 2009 elections mean?
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Last week, voters in several states went out to the polls for a handful of off-year elections. Although most of these elections were at the local level and revealed little about the current political climate, three key races reveal a lot about the current mindset of voters.

Oct 28, 2009, 12:00 am ET
Mr. President, please grow a pair
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As the president, Obama’s duty is to rise above these entertainers and other negative press, and focus on doing his job.

Oct 7, 2009, 11:00 pm ET
Elections: running for redundancy
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Like clockwork, every other year, we are treated to a tremendous amount of bullshit and lies, and the worst part is that we entertain them as if they were actually going to happen if we cast our votes. We pretend that each election is important, and that this time will be different.

Sep 24, 2009, 1:10 am ET
An Obama progress report: I’d rather be waterboarded
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Age of Obama, or as I like to call it, the Age of American Pussyism, where working hard gets you nowhere and doing nothing gets you anything you could ever want. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather be waterboarded.

Apr 16, 2009, 4:00 pm ET
Armenian genocide
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“Who, after all, speaks today of the annihilation of the Armenians?”

Apr 9, 2009, 7:22 pm ET
Tax the fat
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The current economic crisis has left dozens of states scrambling to come up with new, innovative ways to balance their budgets.