How to gain the freshman 15 and other unimportant things:
You know freshmen have arrived when…
• Cars are going at a snail’s pace. Where the hell is X-lot?
• Moms are in Lilly-patterned capris carrying heavy boxes
• Dads are in their casual polos tucked into their critter shorts
• New Vera Bradley patterns have surfaced
• There are lanyards… EVERYWHERE
• Parents are seen taking photos with their child with the lake in the background. So picturesque.
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A UofR Vocabulary Lesson
B is for BoMo
Black out make out
L is for Lodges
Look up the lyrics to Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance”
S is for Sexile
Remember that time your roommate kicked you out after Vegas night to…uh…talk about classes?
Q is for Quidditch
Yeah, it’s a sport here.
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LATE NIGHT NOMS
On-Campus Options
D-Hall
The Pier
The Cellar
Dean’s Den
ETC
Off-Campus Delivery Options
Pizza
Chanello’s (804)358-3800
Papa John’s (804)741-7000
Domino’s (804)288-0303
Sandwiches
Jimmy John’s (804)282-5222
Questionable, yet tasty gas stations
Sheetz (go left on Broad Street)
Wawa (go farther than Sheetz)
Microwavable Options
Ramen
Easy Mac, trust me, stock up
Pizza rolls, even better in the oven
Contact staff writer Alice Chaosurawong at alice.chaosurawong@richmond.edu
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